Teeth are DUMB

Dear God,
Dude, seriously. Teething?! I mean, come on. For real. Is this a result of sin? Is this something Eve did?! I know we're made in your likeness and all but there has got to be a better way. Maybe it's worth revisiting, tweaking maybe. Like one day of pain and then BAM! - mouthful of teeth! I could see that working. 
Sincerely,
The Tired Momma

Y'all. Teeth are dumb. D.U.M.B. 

Alice is cutting one new tooth. That's all. ONE! And she was up SCREAMING from 1ish this morning til about 4ish this morning. Screaming. 

And since the baby was up, the dog felt it was time for attention. You can tell when he needs attention because he proceeds to sit and then lay down and then sit and then lay down right in front of you without being told. Over and over again. Until you pet him. Or give him a treat. At 3am. Yeesh. 

We can only handle one needy thing at 3am. Seriously. 

And I'm pretty sure I'm making her a little addict. She hears the teething tablet bottle and opens her mouth expectantly. And she doesn't fight her other pain medicine either. That's probably bad, right?! 

Seriously.

Teeth are dumb.