Hot Mess Thursday

Thankfully no mug shot was required. 

Today was a jammie day which means we stay in our jammies as long as we can. Today this lasted until about 9:30am when Little Bitty threw up on us. So she got clothes and I opted for a shower and lounge clothes. But I did stick with no make up and pinned back hair! 

She's a particular child who loves a clean diaper. And she's a contrary child that will wait until she has a clean diaper to fill it up again. This usually takes anywhere between 10 - 15 minutes. 

Today it took 3. 

"The Momma JUST changed my diaper so to reward her, I POOPED!!" 

And she wasn't one bit ashamed. 

It was all fun and games until the baby knocked over the Momma's Dr. Pepper. Then things got real. 

I had two errands to run that didn't require me getting out of the car so we loaded up. 

"I spilled the Momma's Dr. Pepper so she's returning me to the Library! Yay!"

Only as I was leaving I couldn't find the dog.....until I found him locked in the laundry room.....

He did this to himself.

I go to get in the car and the dog jumps in too. Fine. We'll all go! 

She talked to the dog the ENTIRE time. Again - he did this to himself.

And I left the house just like this - yep, I have no shame. I am officially THAT mom. The entire time I'm hopeful for no event that will require me to exit my vehicle or one involving a mug shot.

My whole goal for this adventure is to avoid having to get out of the car. I get to the post office and as I'm pushing the letters in to the mailbox - they almost hit the ground. Karma is determined to get me out of the car. 

So I finished my errands and headed home with a shaking dog and squealing baby. 

I get about a mile from the house and look down at the dash....

EEEEEEEE!!!!!

This entertains my mom who is now trying to figure out how to get to google maps so she can capture the footage of me pumping gas in my jammies with a frantic dog and a screaming baby. 

Tosh.0  - here we come!

Instead I cross my fingers and toes like a grown up and hope we have enough gas to get home. 

And we did!

(Note to the Beloved - before our weekend outing, we need gas in the car. :) )

Now we're home safe and sound. No mug shots required.

Thank goodness.

Until next time....