A Russian Bride I would approve of

Today's KIR photo is 'morning selfie'.

Fuzzy socks and coffee in my favorite cup. It was a happy morning! 

Now for the confession part of the program. 

I had a massage today. I have monthly massages; I carry my stress in my shoulders which eventually leads to severe headaches and no sleep. Sadness. It didn't used to be so bad but then I went to work for the crazies and it turned in to too much. The massages help. A lot.

However, it isn't always sunshine and smiles.

It's a chain so it's not always consistent with the service. My masseuse BFF's keep abandoning me. I find one, I get comfortable and then BAM! They leave. 

And I'm picky. I want a professional who treats it more of a physical therapy session than a relaxation treat. So when I find one I like, I stick with them. I put their names in my phone so I don't forget.

But you see, I've been cheating on one.

I was seeing this very sweet lady who does a good job but she talks THE ENTIRE TIME. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about her. EVERYTHING. This is probably my fault. She's a great Christian lady that loves Jesus. How am I supposed to tell her to be quiet?! 

One time during a very rare 2 hour session, the Holy Spirit told her to be quiet 45 minutes in to it. Had this been an hour - the Holy Spirit would have only given me 5 minutes of silence. I can't trust the Holy Spirit is always going to pay attention to the time.

So I started seeing someone else. 

And she's fabulous! 

But now every time I go in, I worry I'm going to run into the other lady and have to dodge her questions. 

A month ago, my new BFF had to go to Russia for a family emergency so I had to see my old BFF. I'm pretty sure she used extra pressure as punishment. I was sore for DAYS!

I did tell my Beloved that if he REALLY wanted a Russian bride - I would approve of her! ;)

Until next time.....