Like a Canary

This is a warning to all my would-be felon friends.

I love a good cop drama show; I think it's genetic. ;) Anyways, I watch the TNT show Marshal Law-Texas (mainly because my friend Jodie's husband does the audio and it's impeccable ;)) and I have to be honest - I want to be a Marshal! Okay, so not really. I bet they have to run a lot. But it does look exciting! 

While watching I've noticed something. The Marshals often have to visit friends and associates regarding the whereabouts of the criminals they're hunting. And it's always the same line "if I knew where they were - I'd tell you!" only they don't mean it! 

This is where the before mentioned warning comes in.

In the event I ever find myself being interviewed by a heavily armed Marshal about your whereabouts - I'm singing like a canary! 

I'm giving them YOUR number. I'm giving them your momma's number. I'm writing down every address I can think of! I'll text you to see where you are! 

Some will say this is a snitch move and "snitches get stitches!"

Whatever!

This is self preservation, my friends!!

I'm MUCH too sassy for prison and orange is NOT my signature color. At all. 

So consider yourself warned. In the event you are planning to do nefarious things - defriend me first. 

And check out the show - if you live in Houston it's kind of fun to recognize their locations! And by fun, I mean kind of disturbing. Good times! 

Until next time....